I can’t wait to travel with you. Everything will be so much better with you there. We’ll see sights. We’ll drink drinks. We’ll hug each other while watching radiohead.
I can’t wait.
I love you.
So much.
I miss feeling the bump on your hand and knowing that it was your hand I was touching. I miss you turning over on your side after we had kissed goodnight and you felt you had put in enough time facing me. I miss trying to think of something I could do to make your head stop hurting. I miss seeing you light up when you ate crab legs. I miss seeing you kindly tolerate the waiter who tried to teach you how to eat a food that you had no problem eating on your own. I miss you putting a table clothe on a shitty table so that we could have a nice dinner. I miss you wanting to ride a bike. I miss having to go to starbucks every day. I miss having to think of fun things we could do during an ordinary Wednesday. I miss seeing you win everyone on the porch over, instantly. I miss sneaking glances at your face to see how your reacting to Freaks and Geeks moments.
I miss being excited to go to sleep every night, knowing I would wake up the next morning with you.
I miss all of this. And a thousand other things.
You make me incredibly happy. I can’t wait to see you. Your ring and your weezer shirt miss you. But not nearly as much as I do.
It might be better. Didn’t think the christmas sweater could be topped. Nice shades:)
As a new kind of facial flies up search results, should we feel better that bird poo is organic? Um, how could it not be?
That’s right, “bird poo facial” is hot in search this week. Evidently, guano is being proudly offered in salons from New York to London. Search also unearths the news that bird poo is big business, at least in Peru, where it’s also used for commercial fertilizers.
Plenty of interesting ingredients lurk in cosmetics. (Let’s not even talk about ambergris.) For example:
This additive is meant to appeal to women who want the effect of Botox, without the injections. This poisonous potion comes in both a real and a synthetic version. (What is it?)
Some women love to shimmer. But these pulverized animal parts are the reason for the shine in some makeup and nail polish. (What are they?)
If you wear lipstick, you may already have ingested some of these crushed creatures. But guys, don’t think you get off easy — this gross-out ingredient is in some sports drinks, too. (What are they?)