July 2008
2 posts
cash for jewelry
I can’t wait to travel with you. Everything will be so much better with you there. We’ll see sights. We’ll drink drinks. We’ll hug each other while watching radiohead.
I can’t wait.
I love you.
So much.
...
I miss feeling the bump on your hand and knowing that it was your hand I was touching. I miss you turning over on your side after we had kissed goodnight and you felt you had put in enough time facing me. I miss trying to think of something I could do to make your head stop hurting. I miss seeing you light up when you ate crab legs. I miss seeing you kindly tolerate the waiter who tried to teach...
June 2008
13 posts
You don't sound ridiculous.
You make me incredibly happy. I can’t wait to see you. Your ring and your weezer shirt miss you. But not nearly as much as I do.
LP show
me.
I’d like to come.
sigh
you.
wow!
It might be better. Didn’t think the christmas sweater could be topped. Nice shades:)
I wish i had a picture of your christmas sweater.
you are my favorite.
Bird Shit Facial.
As a new kind of facial flies up search results, should we feel better that bird poo is organic? Um, how could it not be?
That’s right, “bird poo facial” is hot in search this week. Evidently, guano is being proudly offered in salons from New York to London. Search also unearths the news that bird poo is big business, at least in Peru, where it’s also used for commercial...
"These aren't those kind of girls"
My crazy neighbor is walking up and down the street, talking to himself about lawn care. You’ll have to forgive me, I can’t seem to remember his name. He’s in his early 20’s, and he lives with his dad. In the following words, I will recall my favorite story of this poor young man, who’s name I’ve so rudely forgotten. We’ll call him ‘Perkins’...
A crackup at the race riots
If I could’ve been friends with one person when I was 21, it would have been Harmony Korine. Here’s how I imagine we would spend our days…
1. Drop acid
2. Make hats out of pamphlets we had been given by D.A.R.E activists.
3. Eat some ice cream
4. paint on fake mustaches and go door to door, offering half eaten ice cream sculptures for $780. For an even $1000, we would...
throwing tv's off railroad bridges
I’m very bored today. I want a margarita. and ice cream. Hold on a sec…
just got ice cream, so I no longer want that.
It’s 87 degrees in my room. I’m sweating like a hog. Yuck.
The cat we rescued from the tree has not been to the house in over three weeks, according to roommate reports. How rude. I think I misjudged that cat. Seems rotten to the core.
87.7...
Throwing televisions off railroad bridges.
I’m very bored today. I want a margarita. and ice cream. Hold on a sec… just got ice cream, so I no longer want that. It’s 87 degrees in my room. I’m sweating like a hog. Yuck. The cat we rescued from the tree has not been to the house in over three weeks, according to roommate reports. How rude. I think I misjudged that cat. Seems rotten to the core. 87.7 degrees. ...
